i went to the doggie park! May 26, 2010

hola friends! it is me, chachi boy bones! guess what! guess what! guess what! i went to the doggie park for the very first time in my whole chihuahua life! bol! this calls for a chachism of the day! bol!

chachi boy bones at the doggie park!

so… i must tell you… when we left the house, we were not heading to the doggie park- we were going to a fishing pond so my stupid sisters could go swimming and i could wander around like i like to do. but my parents forgot to renew our membership to the fishing pond! bol! stupid parents!

so instead we went to the doggie park- my first time there!

when we got to the doggie park, there was a yorkie, a cairn terrier, another chihuahua, my stupid sisters, and a GINORMOUS mastiff doggie!

so this is not me, chachi boy bones sitting on a mastiff- but that poor chihuahua is wearing a stupid sweater like my mom makes me wear sometimes! big, big, GINORMOUS mastiff doesn’t have to wear a stupid sweater, but i digress…

chihuahua in a stupid sweater sitting on a ginormous mastiff!

so this big, big GINORMOUS mastiff at the doggie park is running around, surrounded by small, small dogs and my big sister libby. he was a very nice big, big doggie- i must say though, i am small, smaller than his… head. but again, i digress…

here is me with my new chihuahua friend bruno!

chachi boy bones and bruno

bruno was fasty fast and liked to smell my butt. stupid bruno! bruno’s people said he was 6 years old, which is maybe about how old i am… he seemed a lot younger than me. bol! bruno only weighed 5 pounds, too!

bruno wants to play with chachi boy bones!

so friends, i must tell you- i had a great time at the doggie park! i know my stupid sisters were disappointed that they didn’t get to go swimming at the fishing pond (stupid parents!) but they love the doggie park too and it was my first time there. bol!

which leads me to my chachism of the day-

if you happen to find yourself surrounded by big, big dogs that could swallow you whole or even small, small dogs that are always up your butt- consider yourself lucky that you’re not swimming with the fishies!

bruno's mommy is petting me! and bruno is sniffing my butt!

nomnoms for me! April 23, 2010

hola friends! it is me, chachi boy bones! here is me… in the kitchen cabinet- as i have told you, i am small, small! and i am wearing my buckeyes sweater, one of my less stupid of stupid sweaters. but i digress…

i am in the kitchen cabinet because a) i am small enough to fit and my stupid sisters aren’t; b) the cabinet door was open; and c) at the other end of the cabinet is where my nomnoms are! bol!

i must tell you, my friends- if you do not speak chihuahua, you may not know what nomnoms are. nomnoms are tasty, yummy doggie treats! bol! i say “nom nom nom nom nom!” but again, i digress…

now, if i get in the kitchen cabinet, i can just totter around in the cabinet and steal some nomnoms! bol! and my stupid sisters are too big, big to fit and they get noooooooo nomnoms!

so, my friends, i must tell you… this adventure into the kitchen cabinet for some nomnoms has lead me to this chachism of the day…

sometimes, it is good to be small, small!

nomnoms for chachi boy bones!